Such Unadulterated Fun

Seriously.

It’s unnerving to be told prior to the start of class that I’m absolutely hilarious when I make a perverted joke or innuendo.

For the next 45 minutes I basically sit there, thinking back on my life, my life choices, and the words that I’ve said from birth till now.

and I still don’t know what I said that came out perverted. I mean everything in the context of the words that I used — I don’t see how it can be interpreted any other way.

Although everyone just accepts now that college is doing a really bad job of corrupting my mind of innocence since I don’t get half of the things that are going on.

loki-odins-son:

That Asgard could easily be misunderstood as Ass-guard

All the weapons are penis metaphors 

Like Thor’s hammer

And Loki’s scepter 

Asgardians are always dressed for role play

Seriously

Even headgear

They use suggestive language

There is poledancing

Then the obsession with kneeling….

And the punishment for trying to take over the world is this

So let’s just all admit it.

ASGARD IS FULL OF PERVERTS.

But that’s okay. We all like it that way.

Things I never notice in movies or life in general.

(Source: loki-odin-son, via shelloronie)

yourcreepyuncle:

if you haven’t asked yourself “what the fuck is she doing” at least once while following me then I must be blogging wrong

(via thehappynork)

As per my usual habit of testing out any new series, I pretty much rolled the dice to see what episode of “Suburban Shootout” I would be sampling. I do this for just about any series that I start since I want to see if it’s interesting after several episodes as opposed to sitting through a bunch and realize that I’d wasted time.

Season 1 Episode 5 “Dance Chill”

I did not read the show summary at first but… I’m pretty sure that I was emitting ugly cacophonous laughter throughout entire thing.

This whole renegade female mafia in a small town setting is just hilarious. Especially because there are scenes where we have the classic “prim & proper” imagery for all the women in the town but they’re just gun-toting hilarious characters trying to knit ski masks.